Given how eBay disputes are so heavily biased in favour of the buyer then you could risk just buying them, getting them shipped then dispute that they arrived (even if there's a signed for thing you just claim the box was empty). Risky but given the eBay horror stories (for sellers that is) they'll probably refund you and you'll be fine unless you make a habit of doing it on the same account.
Given how eBay disputes are so heavily biased in favour of the buyer then you could risk just buying them, getting them shipped then dispute that they arrived (even if there's a signed for thing you just claim the box was empty). Risky but given the eBay horror stories (for sellers that is) they'll probably refund you and you'll be fine unless you make a habit of doing it on the same account.