Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

clinker grips

urban dictionary so wins again
" clinker
A small peice of shit that is attacted(sic) to a anus hair, commonly called a "Dingle Berry" "

:->

Not much of a problem for pros who only use a TT skinsuit once, I suppose.

Wait, is this really a thing? Is it standard for most teams? Why?

love the frame but...

I quite like it. Can't believed I'm saying this but the coloured tires anrent that bad.

Though the brake levers?

The super tight and super slick race suits used by the top testers are delicate, and rely on precise placement of textured surfaces for marginal gains.Even if OPQS had to pay for the €1000 Bioracer suits that Tony Martin uses, it's small change next to what they have to pay him.

Though the brake levers?

SRAM levers don't have anti-rattle springs, hence the rubber band round the hood. It's either that or stub cables & biro springs.

Just really wondering why they're there unless there to mislead police

So you can ride on the hoods

Given that there's a loose cable poking out from under the tape, I suspect the builder just took it out to photograph 'clean' before fitting the front brake caliper.

Oh yeah

Just seen that

Can't believed I'm saying this but the coloured tires anrent that bad.

The first rule of anti-porn, is that coloured tyres are always anti-porn.

NB Vittoria Pave aren't coloured, they're distinctively branded for swag purposes.

NB Vittoria Pave aren't coloured, they're distinctively branded for swag purposes

Vittoria must have reaslised that the 'branding' was putting some people off, as they now offer Pavé CG & Open Pavé CG in all black as well as the original green flash.

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That is truly horrible

oh god
my eyes...

is the reverse of "bang tidy" boom shit?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58kASaxYb4M

I especially like how he filmed it wearing bibs.

Wood veneer, check.
Electric, check.
Woven leather, check.
Price tag inversely proportional to style, check.

http://www.gizmag.com/pininfarina-fuoriserie-e-bike/34581/

It's a collision between a bike, a pair of woven-leather slip-ons and a stereogram cabinet

Wood veneer, check.
Electric, check.
Woven leather, check.
Price tag inversely proportional to style, check.

Repost from only 2 pages ago, check.