Spotted...

Not if you're almost twice their weight.

Afraid not. I was on my motorbike and only spotted you because you were looking behind at a police motorbike.

Did you just go to halfords?

haflords has a strict "NO TOOLS FOR YOU!" policy.

csb.

Swap seats.

Just bought one for £9 at Halfords. Probably the 5th one we'll have in our house now.

I caught a glimpse of the internet famous rudy melo on walworth road last night. (I think? 5th floor kit, canyon road bike, frame on back).

@greenhell can't be that strict, I have swapped a bb in the middle of the shop before...

the one in brixton must be staffed by grade-a thundercunts then. refused to lend me a 15 mil spanner a year or so ago. "if i want to have my bike fixed, i should book it in for a service with them" i lol'd.

thundercunts

It was a sad day when that cartoon was cancelled

I know, total DAS fail, will do better next time.

For some reason I have this irrational fear that people are going to think I'm calling after some guy called Daz, a la Alan Partridge style
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2D3-FkoXNU

Um, maybe, if you're going to shout anything, try "Do A Skid!". DAS is just how it is abbreviated on here.

That way, people will think you're shouting "You ass, kid!"

hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

also an option admittedly

Think I prefer the partridge approach.

@greenhell the balham/tooting bec one is where it's at

Was in the brixton one a few weeks ago click and collecting being the only place that had some bits I wanted and got to watch them lever a gatorskin onto a carbon rim wheel with a screwdriver(which wrecked the tube) and then lever it back off and back on again with a 2nd tube, all with the trusty screwdriver...

who did i blast it down borough hi st southbound with about an hour ago, was it indra? s marco lopro. saw you getting hassle from the filth by ace hotel, was wondering if you'd catch me up. brightened up my ride home!

Awesome soup nazi gif.

Courier with lo pro and spok on Throgmorton St yesterday at lunchtime - good chatting with you, just realised you might be on the forum.

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"Do ass, kid!", surely?

neil 'the FoHi Fakenger' dammit this morning. cheers for the driving miss daisy pace.

Guy on a bullitt bike hooning it past me on the old kent road this morning, put a smile on my face and topped off an already pleasant commute.

"commute"? don't you work from your sofa?

today I left the house. and 'home office', thank you very much.

The ever sexy @Oliver Schick steaming down Mare St when I came out of Hackney Empire last night. Looked like you were giving it a bit of gas!

Aaaaahhhh

I was hoping for the bicycle version of:

And not