What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

No. If you look at the photographs, you will see i am documenting a hair do trend that is totally shit.
So you can come down off your high horse.

If i was taking pictures of people i didn't like, I'd have my own website.

You got me.

Paul Smith | 531 Cycling Collection:

http://youtu.be/_3ETSvI1RKI

Not his first time here either!

'chap without the helmet' is David Millar.

He doesn't need to breath like you or I.

...you will see i am documenting a hair do trend that is totally shit.

Everyone needs a hobby.

Yes, you're doing that by taking sneaky photographs of people whose hair you disapprove of. They're not just pictures taken from the web, you took them.

That comes across as being fairly creepy.

Also: out of the blue drill hall? Am I right? Creep!

You're right. I take pictures of people getting changed in their rooms too. Through a telescope, from my window and i know who you are because i follow every fixed gear cyclist in edinburgh to their homes and then wank off over them later

Where did I say it was a hobby?

First time in years I've actually felt like shedding a tear. Did Golden Sun as well. Simply too good.

Sorry, is it your mission?

More of an observation really.

Sounds fun.

This is the sortof thing that comes up in a newspaper article. "in the months leading upto..." "...the signs were there!"

Have you thought about counselling?

Haha aye you're right. Front cover shit. I'll go down in history for a shooting at a train station. Already thought it through as well.

No need for a website, use Twitter like everybody else.

genuinely lol'd at this. Thank you.

The part about wanking over them that is...

Thanks. Means a lot

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/bike-blog/2014/nov/07/cairos-hipster-bike-shop-hoping-to-lead-the-citys-cycling-revolution

They don't look like hipsters to me, and neither do their bikes look like hipster bikes, but what do I know.

both got beards.

Does this mean that in a few months we'll be seeing

"will you post to Egypt" instead of indo?

Your mum has a beard.

We'll probably see a few bike-selling pyramid schemes.

and neither do their bikes look like hipster bikes

I'll eat my words, this is most definitely a hipster bike, and definitely anti: