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What the world desperately needs is a swivel chair with a coffee grinder integrated into the seat post. Then you could just swivel and grind, swivel and grind, swivel and grind...
Someone is probably building the kickstarter template as we speak.
"This is so the most important problem that people want solved right now..."
I sat in the middle of the office on my chair with swivelling action feature and then started to hand-grind my coffee in the usual clockwise manner.
When I simultaneously span clockwise, it was pretty trippy; but when I switched to anti-clockwise rotation, it like totally made me sick, brah. Like proper illness sick. Fucking nausea arse (U.S. ass) shit.
It's like I don't even need to brew the coffee to get high.
Life is crazy with a lower case 'k' sometimes. I can't wait to recount the tale to my impressionable boy child later.