• If we go back to my years of grueling knife throwing training, add another 5 years of sold out shows across the world without so much as a pin prick in my beautiful assistant (his loss). Say one day at my fifth night in Vegas a stagehand moves the mark I use to stand 30mm to the left whilst I perform a bit of stand up to warm up the audience, (I got Russell Howard to write it, people only come for the knife throwing, I'm that good) this time beautiful Stavros gets a face full of my blade, his beauty ruined forever. In the much less predictable world of riding around on bikes surrounded by vehicles not leaving plenty of room around you and others to account for unforeseen circumstances is unsafe.

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