Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Danny Dyer on Helen Mirren:

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He's right though. You don't want to be a bollockhead.

you can't knock the norks

Huh? Why are they cunts?

you can't knock the norks

You say that, but Katie Price has always had her knockers.

Possibly because they are on here...

So being on here is the mark of a cunt not making the remote control balloon stabby thing?

Still don't get why 2 remote control cars with jousts and balloons are so repulsive... Obviously I've missed something.

Name-calling banter falls foul of the Internet morality police...

Could he have been complaining because seeing that made Ben go out and get two remote control cars and a bag of balloons?

If so he'll like me even less for mentioning you can get a remote control helicopter for £25... Ariel robot wars...

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Cunt, cause he's on here. If he is also responsible (which I believe he is) for the Mariokart IRL, he's also a hero.

Why is that funny? Why is it different from "brace yourselves / malaria / HIV / starvation is coming"? I thought the joke with that meme was that people were reacting in a melodramatic way to something insignificant.

^^^
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvPIZPXWlbs

minimalist

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I think it's a lovely 80ft high inflatable Xmas tree there in Paris there

No baubles?

makes me feel a bit sexy

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/paris-sex-toy-sculpture-deflated-after-vandals-cut-cables-on-controversial-christmas-tree-9803514.html

Won't somebody think of the butt plug Christmas trees...

Not everyone takes Ebola seriously.
Brace yourself, more jokes about Ebola coming.

Edit: not a condoning of the meme post.

Braced. You can joke about anything, as long as it's funny.

Then the more useful thing that can happen in the name of humour is to have Ebola hitting UK.

No, your an Ebola.

This is not a joke, it's a fact; so, it is allowed.

The greatest art is created during times of crisis.

Do you reckon they'll accept fifty?