Football

I despise Manchester United fans, odious cunts, not a single one excepted.

Thanks

My smiley face didn't post.

Any time.

;)

microcosm could tell it was a hollow gesture

+1

One for the @jaw and @bodieanddoyle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD-LjX_K9Cg

"Dubai is without a doubt the worlds most fascinating city", especially with Michael Owen giving you the guided tour. In a helicopter (Simulator).

I'd rather be dead than having to sit in a helicopter and having to put up with that cunt.

He could make an orgy with Obama and the last 20 miss world's high on cocaine and meth whilst dressed up like Hitler with Kim Jong behind the camera sound like it's dull as fuck.

If he thinks Dubai is the world's most fascinating city I urge him to travel a bit more.

On another note, the bike is arriving tomorrow and the temperature has dropped a bit.

If you had lived in Liverpool most of your life, even Seattle would seem fascinating.

Just so that @Buckaroo is aware, only two more sleeps until football resumes.

Michael Owen has watched 8 films in his entire life. I doubt he's ever read a book. The man is a dullard who makes Alan Shearer look erudite.

I like the 2 sleeps thing Clive.

Owen doesn't/hasn't lived in Liverpool. Ever. He's from Cheshire. And he's Welsh. Pistinator told us this.

Oh Clive...

Loving your work here, Clive

Summed up absolutely perfectly

https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/football-hodgson-fire-sterling-074713493--sow.html

Indeed, just two sleeps and an afternoon nap until Palace.

Big game on Saturday:

http://www.chelseasupportersgroup.net/2014/10/driver-on-the-wings-weather-for-crystal-palace-v-chelsea-2/

There is a big rescue going down this evening on Day Z.

[Something to keep you going until Saturday Comes Around]

Rutsacks?

I'm sure they will be involved.

I didn't even understand the first post of the Day Z thread. I think this thread is more my intellect.

Michael Owen was born in Cheshire (in the same hospital as me, the most interesting thing about him) but was brought up and went to school over the border, so he is pretty much Welsh.

Owen doesn't/hasn't lived in Liverpool. Ever. He's from Cheshire. And he's Welsh. Pistinator told us this.

THIS. Few in Liverpool like him.

"He could make an orgy with Obama and the last 20 miss world's high on cocaine and meth whilst dressed up like Hitler with Kim Jong behind the camera sound like it's dull as fuck."

I'd still like to try it...

"Just found an MP5-K and some pristine clothes to change into at the military base south of NWAF. Ran outside and jogged along a remote treeline. My girlfriend came in so I took my headphones off. Turned around and there was a guy standing there who had possibly been talking to me asking if I was friendly. I couldn't hear without phones and obviously didn't respond so he shot me.

I'm getting a lock on my door."

I can't tell what is reality which is the GameGear®. Does he have an actual real door??

@Buckaroo Just the one to go now. Seems as though everyone escaped unscathed last night in Day Z which is good, even the cow that one of them tried to shoot. With football back, I am not sure i will need to follow their escapades so closely. I may save them up for a treat after the season closes.

Why would zombies chase a cow? What do Zombies eat?