America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed

Lots of stupid reasons.

1. cause I already have a bike with 2 breaks
   
2. Frame and fork would need to be drilled and fork would be tight
   
3. I have a nice offensively orange Masi track frame in storage that will eventually get here that has brake holes, as well as my masi road bikes (more breaks)
   
4. cause it will be funny, cheap and its the 50% solution
   
   

mostly because its the first idea i had