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big up Jonesy
i swore a vow to swerve chip shop type pies after a girl from bermondsey i dated told me she worked in a food contamination checking co/type job
she said they got a loaf of packaged sliced bread once with a cooked mouse in it, embedded in the bread slices, kinda like a rodent scotch egg
the pie story was that one got sent for analysis after the recipient bit in to it , and found it too chewy
the chewiness was a condom, unsure if unused
#ikidtheenot