Bike porn

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RCA aside, all the Cervelo bikes are fuck-ugly

ftfy

Needs a taller rider

Bullshit. The R5 and the S3 are lovely. R5 is the RCA without the oligarch price tag anyway.

The R5 I'll concede, but the S3 is fred-awful. Might as well wear a fucking Strava kit whilst riding it.

s2 is probably nicer looking that the s3 to be fair:

Absolutely love this!

Hmmm. Well if we're throwing our shit around... most freds think singlespeed camo-beiks are ridden by retarded bmxers.

Weird looking bike and geo.

Explain? What's weird about the geometry exactly?

Seat tube looks to be quite steep, inline seatpost doesn't make that any better. Looks to be made for a really strange build human being.

Slack-ish HT, combined with steep seat tube and an inline seatpost.

Plus, inline seatpost (with saddle shoved forward), short stem and spacer stack on a custom frame, will never be porn. Makes me think whoever built it doesn't know what they are doing either.
For me, the only thing porn about that is the groupset.

except for the low seat it looks like it's build exactly for me, including the comedy short stem.

You are @amey and I claim my five pounds

that would be amey on stilts.

Amey's all about the layback and slammed stem these days.

Only for the vanity photos - he sets it back up like a shopper afterwards.

Well I think it's a hot little number.

Color is bloody lovely though.

That's about all that's right with it, tbh. Even the fork looks nasty on that frame.