In the news

were they armed ?
ISIS / al qaeda cows ?

actually that cow looks " brown " ... totally reasonable response

Brute force is often a decent tactic in the face of a vastly superior intelligence.

Genuine lol at:

Following the shooting, it was described as “very angry” and
“particularly motivated”.

Those flipping cars...

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/car-flipped-on-its-roof-after-dramatic-crash-in-islington-9791688.html

"A car rests on its roof after it flipped over in a crash in north London today."
Yeah as they tend to nowadays

close call! these self-aware, suicidal cars are a danger to pedestrians and any poor souls who might find themselves trapped inside them alike. something must be done.

Yep. I hope I don't come across any of these maniac cars on my commute home this evening as I go through Islington

Police said there had been no arrests.

"Oh, your car flipped upside down? These things happen son. Now go home and have a cup of tea, we'll take care of the rest."

In an update to another trend as to what to do with motorised vehicles nowadays, after standard limousines and buses got in there first, the lorry fraternity thought they couldn't be outdone so cheaply:

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/evacuation-in-upminster-as-lorry-smashes-into-the-front-of-florists-bringing-shop-front-down-9788303.html

The fourth or fifth case in the past year, I think. Luckily, so far nobody's got hurt.

And don't forget the buses.... http://www.manchesterconfidential.co.uk/News/Bus-Crashes-Into-Bulls-Head-Pub-Piccadilly

I think it's time for a thread with a list.

I like Krishnan Guru Murphy.

On the Channel 4 News re NHS strikes:

"No, you've made a choice, haven't you? You've cut taxes for people like me, and chosen not to reward the NHS workers".

Jon Snow is a boss too. Shame they're not politicians.

Argh now the Tory cunt he's talking to is advocating alternative medicine and astrology while denying midwives and nurses a pay rise. It's beyond a joke.

...and now he's refusing to answer whether he will take his own 10% pay rise but says that is what has been deemed 'necessary to ensure good public servants'.

If only Russell Brand wasn't the only one advocating revolution.

Did I mishear this?

When [Ed Milliband] doesn't soil himself on camera

Also, impressive brass neckage indeed from that minister indeed.

Hah, Private Eye's been covering FinFisher for some time

is everyone watching the news?

that snapchat story reporter was the work experience kid aicmfp.

I'm not sure, I think speech impediments are part of Channel 4's inclusivity.

Didn't hear anything about Miliband soiling himself, which is lucky as I was eating a particularly unappetising-looking Aloo Saag.

Well what they just pulled out of the river was pretty grim.

Fuck, I just agreed with Alan Duncan.

Motor vehicles crashing into buildings:

https://www.lfgss.com/conversations/256579/

^ brilliant.

I miss the black eyed ghost children

Man, I keep replying to stuff that's ages old since the forum changed....

^^ Not sure I know enough about crab circulatory systems, but I get the feeling that this isn't possible...

'strayan govt tells those dirty forruns where they can park their boats.

Has someone shown this to Joe? @>>>>>>