The middle aged thread

Shatting?

Mens tena pants, great...

shart
gas followed by mass.
''that's the third time i've sharted this week - perhaps i should look into disposable boxers. ''

BOND WEEKEND:

"9am, Doctor No. Break for a pee. I need at least three minutes to urinate. Seems to take forever these days. I never thought, when I was in my 20’s I’d have to push."

No, don't think I've got that record, but I do claim to own a couple of other singles. I've got about 500 last time I counted.

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Visited my folks the other day. Sat next to my dad on the sofa and realised we were wearing the same brand and model of trousers.

Articulated waistband?

I've got about 500 last time I counted.

i got around the same in cd's , and have pioneer cdj's (pre usb)
it represents a soundtrack to my life

^^^^ If it wasn't for the rounded corners I'd be all over a dozen or so of those boxes..

liking the pink ay?

You can't get them any more sadly but try
http://www.plasticboxshop.co.uk
For something similar which I think have square corners.

@sacredhart think you need to hire a personal stylist - unless that is the look you are aiming for?

or @sacredhart just got a cool dad

i am presently shopping around for a landrover. pay some road tax, hippies!

Where are those boxes from?

I've researched everywhere for them but sadly you can't get them any more but try
plasticboxshop.co.uk
For something similar.
(Medium/large with clip on lids).

my own self styled wall of sound

4 sharlene spiteri for habit cd shelves, at one stage were nearly all full

Stay young - never own comfortable furniture.

@sarf Colnagos anonymous heheh I like that. Maybe widen it out to 'undiagnosed on the autistic spectrum blokes with steel bike collections' anonymous. UOTASBWSBCA. Catchy.

There's a website for old gits who still skate called middle aged shred. Gnarly.

Hey who's up for showing those kids at south easts what a real beer belly is?

Or you could all come and relive your salad days by hanging out with the young and the beautiful up at Norths.

Last week I started suffering from Spoonerisms, totally out of the blue. None of them were clever or amusing they were just happening when I was talking to various people. I think something from my youth has affected my short term memory too.

I need varifocals...

undiagnosed on the autistic spectrum blokes with steel bike collections

ahh, that makes sense, i could well be an undiagnosed autistic, i could roll with the whole rain man look
saarf babbit
i haz a vintage cp co. harrington from my 20's, and i think you'll agree i haz a similar nose

Charlie has a better schnozzer imo, mines broken and bigger

my baby bro is quite severely schizophrenic, so there is prob some fault in my hard wiring , he looks at me as principal carer/cleaner

What's worse is that now, if I don't get an eyebrow trim, I feel cheated (but too embarrassed to ask for one!)