Ways not to lock your bike

Saw this today. I cry.

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Lucky that wasn't rotated another 90 degrees or it'd just fall off the tree. Very careless.

And this movie is called "Sweety Look how I locked my bike";)

It's fine though, because there's a nega version, protecting it from the other side of that glass.

Got to be the winner!

That is amazing, and warrants a list of (unanswerable) questions.

1. Did the owner lug around three d-locks in anticipation of such a locking scenario?
   
2. How much time did they allot to determine the absolute worst locking arrangement given the locks available to them?
   
3. What happens if/when those doors get opened and a stampede of tired and hungry office workers pour out?
   
4. What is that on the top tube? Another lock of some sort?
   
5. Who the fuck puts a mirror on the left?
   

Who the fuck puts a mirror on the left?

It's okay it's on the right in the reflection.

Oh Mr Popo, front wheel lock fail.

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Ow! My eyes!

Crazy ways!

Blocking the wheelchair lift.

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Classy

Some of the locals here have a surprising level of faith in security skewers.

WAC. How does that lift work? Does it attach to the users wheelchair? You should have operated it with whatever attachment was on the end, and repeatedly smashed it into their shitty Carrera until it broke into pieces. #AngeredByAPhotoOnTheInternets

Some idiot in LA

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two slack chains

Something went wrong here...

A little trusting, seen this a few times now.

QR front too.

I saw this outside Woking Station last year. The bike looked as good as new.

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It's probably so heavy noone can lift it off the bollard.

Leeds old bill doing a shit job...

Whereabouts in Leeds is that Mr_Sworld?

Boar Lane. Near Tapped if my drunken memories serve me well...

Ah, yes. Terrible locking technique!