Reprographics - The repro man blog

I do a mean Bennett impersonation.

Cream cracker under the settee, trouble with my ballcock, etc, etc...

Might be worth looking into, seems like audible is really pushing audiobooks these days. I know several commuters that buy them for their commute. There must be someone on here with a decent access to sound recording equipment that could set something up? Or even find a Northerner to read them for you (for protection of identity). I bet Sean Bean is free.

Even if he's not, his character will probably be killed off soon anyway so drop his agent a line.

Sean Bean LOLZ

I actually love reading the stories myself, and I have no worries about being found out. I'm still being careful, but I'm not letting work hold me back. I have to do new things and if it results in me being 'unmasked' then fuck it! I'll go in style!

I forgot to say hello to the loyal lurkers, by the way!

Thanks for coming online to show your support - I really appreciate it.

(You can go back to your bedrooms now!)

Brilliant. Plenty of radio stations (e.g. resonance fm) would have have you on to promote it.

Have sleeping bag, will travel...

Couch space, anyone?

Couch space, anyone?

If you bring pies...

Pfft! Like I'd go South without pies! Like I'd go anywhere without pies!

Like I'd go South without pies!

Now I read it back...

fucking get the fuck in!

I don't know anything about it, but isn't it supposed to be pretty easy to set up/record/produce your own podcasts?

It's not as grand as audiobooks, but might be an avenue for increasing your profile and an entry into the audio "scene"?

an entry into the audio "scene"

Definitely considering something along those lines. I've been talking to some people about doing live readings, and I'd love to take it to a dingy room over a London pub. Not sure of a fitting venue, maybe one of the famous 'drinks' evenings?

"A sophisticated evening with G. Lucifer giving selected readings from 'The Bogwanker Chronicles.' "

In!

I don't think much to the venue mind:

Bring your own carrier bag...

and if the machine dosent work? what do you then?

Definitely considering something along those lines. I've been talking to some people about doing live readings, and I'd love to take it to a dingy room over a London pub. Not sure of a fitting venue, maybe one of the famous 'drinks' evenings?

Would have to be the Cock Tavern I reckon...

A new post! Been really busy this week, not had chance to get on LFGSS for a week, but hope this makes it better!

Krapatoa, Beast of Java

Oh, and this story is the full, unedited version I briefly covered in the Foffa thread, if it looks familiar.

Oh my! Just read Krapatoa while on the throne (where else) and a good job I was there to be honest....pissing myself laughing, tears streaming from my eyes. never mind counting guest flushes, what must people think when there's someone guffawing on the bog!

Amazing.

Hahaha!!

We've all had a several flush shitter experience at someone else's house though, no?!