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A.ma.zing.

Yes, like that - but I think that the BEKs are more interesting than Slenderman because the whole thing about the BEKs is that they're supposed to be real. With Slenderman there's no question that he is and he's supposed to be made-up creepy pasta, but in the case of the BEKs Bethel swore blind that his encounter really happened and that makes it more compelling as a myth.

It's bloody hard to find his original newsgroup posts, too, which means that when somebody googles for BEKs all they find is paranormal sites giving loads of anecdotal evidence of encounters, all billed as non-fiction, so the real origins of the story are almost - but not quite, not just yet - lost in the mists of time.

Won't somebody think of the children?

The black eyed, creepy, dead, children?

Who cares about the creepy children?

There's INTERNET INVESTIGATION to be done!

They've got "paranormal experts" on the case that article says. Reassuring.

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/oct/03/top-gear-argentina-jeremy-clarkson-bbc

The BBC has denied any intended reference, saying the car was bought by a member of the production team and was entirely coincidental.

Oh, just fuck right off BBC, you pack of lying cunts. We deserve better.

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Fake bomb detector husband jailed for three years

Mr Tree claimed the detectors could track down missing people if a photograph of them was placed inside

Seems legit

in the last week, at the conservative party conference, they have announced they are trying to get out of the human rights act, changing the innocent until proven guilty presumption for some cases and are cracking down on free speech by stopping activists / radicals posting online and making public appearances

shit

ISIS have condemned the illiberal Tory announcements, and have not ruled out military intervention if they actually make it into power.

It's not really news that Cannock is terrifying.

Now we know the REAL reason it's called the black country though.

Hold the front page--profoundly unjust Government gets annoyed when it's pointed out to them that they're governing unjustly ...

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/oct/03/george-osborne-charities-business-chancellor

Criticise the critics!

So the police can't find 2 dead bodies within half a mile of each other in central London unless you give them a month

http://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/oct/05/laboratory-penises-test-on-men

" ready for test(es)ing "

kim jong - un looking shaky in north korea
seems like he has been eating ALL the food, probably why his country is starving, his weak tyrannical ankles aren't able to take the strain of his bloated body and now he may well be going the way of his late uncle

fingers crossed

One is assuming that both were there from the beginning.

Then of course there was Tia Sharp.

Given the Met's description of the second body as being badly decomposed, I'd posit it's been there a while.

Didn't Zalkalns disappear a week after Alice Gross?

did anyone see have i got news for you, and that bone mp chap
god, how do people like that even get voted for, and into politics ...such a fucking weasel*

*no offence meant to weasels

Stoatally justified.

Otterly justified.

Nice, someone put a load of drawing pins painted black on a descent at a sportive in Wales

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-29497117

Mustelidae get me involved?

I was hoping ferret to happen.