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even if we are forced to buy fuel in litres

Such lolage!

(not an official unit of measurement... yet).

I don't see anything wrong with buying fuel in litres.

Beer comes in pints, don't be fucking around with that one, it's the most important of all.

It's alright, that shit ^^ isn't beer.

Beer comes in many different sized receptacles.

Adapt or go thirsty.

Although "schooners"? Fuck off, Australia, you dozy pillocks.

It's alright, that shit ^^ isn't beer.

Who said anything about 'beer'? It's fuel.

something to do with brine and body temperature...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-29446232

Whoops!

Bring back pounds shillings and pence....

If that is considered racist, what does it say about UKIP?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-ess­ex-29446232

Whoops!

Oh, BBC:

It showed four pigeons holding signs including "Go Back to Africa", while a more exotic-looking bird looked on.

Not being able to identify what kind of bird that is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Just like you've taken on board our flat whites, so have you embraced the schooner.

You should be happy both of those have come in since I lived here and Walkabouts closed. I did it all for you.

Schooner history: http://pandora.nla.gov.au/pan/129148/20111205-1019/www.brewsnews.com.au/2011/01/schooner-wars/index.html

Or count how many pigeons there actually are.

Rep him.

1L beers in Germany yes thankyou very much please and hello nurse

Ha! Dicks. They could've cut it out, sold it for half a million and bought a whole new fucking building!

Ah yes, indeed. :)

fucking coffee-table book peddling vandal. fuck him!

The work showed five grey pigeons holding up signs including one stating “go back to Africa” towards a more colourful migratory swallow.

Apparently the guardian can count and identify birds (but still missed the pigeon on the left hand side, there are actually six in the full artwork).

Schooner are a drink measure for sherry.

You can stick your flat white up your flat white arse....fucking foriegners and their funny drinks.

I've met a Banksy.

Obviously I expect that response from a sherry drinker.

TBF to the BBC only 4 of the pigeons are holding banners.

has finding yourself staring into the yawning maw of crushing personal debt forced you into the arms of pay day loan suppliers? cheer the fuck up!

http://www.theguardian.com/money/2014/oct/02/wonga-writes-off-customer-debt

Shit, that is a massive write-off! Wonga posted a profit of ~£50million last year, so that is around 4 years profit written off. Does that mean Wonga will be going out of business soon?

fingers crossed

I used to get half a crown from the tooth fairy.