RLJ (Red Light Jumping). (The definitive bikeradar thread)

Reason to jump red lights:

1. No-one around to see
   
2. Too Drunk
   
3. A bit Tired
   
4. Slightly Late
   
5. Fixie Skidda Alleycat points
   
6. For the Lulz
   
7. Hill Start
   
8. Being a badass
   
9. Out of embarrassment
   
10. You're just about to get a Strava KOM
    
11. Trying to copy the person trackstanding and failing badly
    
12. Colourblind
    
13. Need a poo
    
14. Cannot trackstand
    
15. Looks like a bad crowd in the ASL
    
16. Tax Reasons
    
17. Ped pushed crossing button when there wasn't a cyclist/vehicle
    within sight
    
18. You are turning left (because you can do this in the US of freakin'
    A so it must be OK)
    
19. You have a flamethrower strapped to your bike
    which is legal in the US and you can torch anything that gets in
    your way
    
20. Everyone else is doing it
    
21. You really need that poo
    
22. You did a poo
    
23. The light isn't particularly tall, about waist height, and you
    fancy the athletic challenge.
    
24. Touching cloth.
    
25. Because existential crisis
    
26. need to get a ticket
    
27. You're feeling a bit frisky and the light is red hawt.
    
28. Dodgy knee
    
29. Riding braeklzz, can't stop don't want to
    
30. Because you're just more important than those light-stoppers.
    
31. Trying to even things up since London's infrastructure mainly
    serves cars.
    
32. anarchist
    
33. You need to get to your destination so that you can FIX THE FICKING
    LIST.
    
34. Too busy fixing lists to look for red lights
    
35. It's 2am, I triple checked, there's fuck all coming and I don't
    have a number plate
    
36. Your mum.
    
37. Solipsism
    
38. You stopped in front of everyone waiting in the ASL and suddenly
    feel really self conscious.
    
39. Simon says.
    
40. Daryll from down the road and a bunch of other kids did it first.
    
41. It's sex night
    
42. Has bar bag and map holder setup
    
43. Everything is inherently worthless
    
44. You finally figured out how to fix the list.