Football

"He called me ‘Gerd’ and congratulated me on the ’74 final” – Thomas Müller.

“He was fine until I saw him acting strange. Then he came to me and said ‘Manu, let me play as the goalkeeper’” – Manuel Neuer.

“I wasn’t worried at first, he played normally. But things started when he came to me and said he wanted to take the captain’s band from my arm. I thought ‘what’s going on here’. When he wanted to trade shirts with the ref I thought ‘it’s enough now’” – Philipp Lahm.

Christoph Kramer’s Germany team-mates reveal the worrying extent to which the young midfielder’s mind was scrambled by that bang on the head in the World Cup final before he was finally taken off."

Amazing, actual lol irl