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• #10652
Gentleman on a SS between Camberwell and Kennington with massive beard, co-respondent shoes, a loud tweed jacket and a flying helmet, y u no observe red lights?
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• #10653
Twat in the Rapha gear and Condor bike with shaven legs and pisspoor cycling skills. Overshot the the first red lights down the Walworth Road so that you couldn't see when they changed, then ran the next set when you realised that for all your gear, far from dropping anyone, you were actually holding up a lot of regular commuters with your "So fast I don't need to get left" attitude.
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• #10654
"So fast I don't need to get left" attitude
That's what bells are for.
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• #10655
That's what elbows are for.
Agreed
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• #10656
so who's Vlad? come on own up
http://www.harringayonline.com/forum/topics/more-on-the-story-of-a-local-bike-crash
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• #10657
I dunno but bitch be stalking...
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• #10658
“little-fixies”
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• #10659
so who's Vlad? come on own up
harringayonline.com/forum/topics/more-on-the-story-of-a-local-bike-crashWhomever the little-fixie fits:
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• #10660
My messages to fellow cyclists (and pedestrians too) are:Beware riders of “little-fixies” (fixed wheel bikes) with no or minimal brakes - they could do you serious damage and think it’s all part of their culture
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• #10661
What are these 'minimal brakes' (and where can I get some)?
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• #10662
little-fixies
Heightist.
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• #10663
@TW I like the padlock on the chain
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• #10664
So unnoticeable that one day is going to be left there and it'll be huge lolz
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• #10665
You: dapper young Americanish woman in floppy 70s hat, resplendent in your retro red & blue garb and your hybrid. After arriving into lots of waiting traffic from my right, from Long Lane, you filtered on the left of three lanes toward the light. Called you out at Gt Dover St / Borough High Street for your shit left filter, when the light changed and all the motors on your right wanted to turn left and you fancied going straight over.
I won't 'quit yelling' at you because somebody needed to.
Calling myself out on this one for being a bit rude. But seriously sometimes Uncle Skully needs to be firm, when a gentle word just won't do.
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• #10666
The amount of times riders (read:squeaky-chained nodders) pull up in the tiny gap slightly behind and on my left, in the gutter, and I stare fixedly at them with my arm out indicating my future movement intention/reverse clothes line, and they pootle off straight over the junction on my wheel, is exactly mirrored by the amount of times I have cycled off from a junction after a left turn looking over my shoulder shouting something unintelligible abuse along the lines of "I knew it you were going to do that you [insert description of male or female genitalia]". - takes breath
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• #10667
I have great fun looking people in the eye and telling them my intention to turn, when in this situation. The absolute terror of having to talk to a stranger really gets the message across.
The Great British cycling public to not appreciate being engaged when stopped at lights.
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• #10668
a friend and I stopped side by side at a red light last night and a guy on a squeaky hybrid with full hi vis everything just blasted through the non existent gap between us and then through the red light and the one a bit further up.
We didnt bother trying to catch up to him but as he was headed in to the Curry Mile I can only assume he was killed by one of the many inattentive drivers that frequent that part of town.
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• #10669
Was behind a range rover the other day who had stopped to let a van turn across and park in a space on our side of the road. Instead of just waiting 3 nodders carried on up the inside forcing the van to sit right in everyone's way and hold everyone else up. Clueless
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• #10670
Shash? Nextime?
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• #10671
Was behind a range rover the other day who had stopped to let a van turn across and park in a space on our side of the road. Instead of just waiting 3 nodders carried on up the inside forcing the van to sit right in everyone's way and hold everyone else up. Clueless
Selfish pricks.
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• #10672
Brakeless fixie cunter in Regents Park, sitting on the inside of the lane at the traffic lights, then wobbles off trying to turn right across my path. FFS look and signal if you are changing vector.
Much worse was the Brommmmmpton Hi Viz twat who squeezed up the outside of a bus that was indicating to turn right at a roundabout and then proceeded to turn left across the front of the bus. He promptly then mounted the curb and ploughed through pedestrians. Utter fucking cunt.
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• #10673
'Changing vector', lol.
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• #10674
looks like i picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
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• #10675
Passes GH the copydex
In your trash folder?