Football

In other good footballing news, Union Berlin registered their first win of the season today - which was also the first defeat of the season for shameless and disgusting advertising vehicle RB Leipzig.

And SC Paderborn are top of the Bundesliga

Bet Leicester get first match on MOTD even though they thrashed a mid table team at home while Albion had to overcome European opposition away.

Is it appropriate to gloat at this point?

8 points out of Everton, Chelsea, Arsenal, Stoke and Man Utd...

oh yes please do sir
you had plenty of practise last season, you should be good by now

The next two pages belong to you mark

go on mark ... say it

do you reckon this year is your year ?

"practice" dicki, "practice"

Which, of course, makes perfect.

The next two pages belong to you mark

We're about to see how good Chelsea are after their easy start. Very good I suspect. City will have no answer to Fabregas, Hazard and Willian.

Mark isn't a nipple, @dicki...

I just had the most fantastic HD stream... Got turned off two minutes in, balls...

I can help city answer the 'no answer to willian' question........just stand in front of him and watch him go sideways.

Fuck sake. If LVG was Moyes he would have been run out of town. Well played Leicester, great performance can't take anything away from that fully deserved.

When LVG arrived I expected some next level shit, and today we were that, but just not in the way i expected.

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Easy to forget how massive all the Citeh players are, they're bossing us out of this one atm... #skybluebus

Today is @Markyboy's day....

Also, the three best RB in the PL on display today.

Richie De Laet, Rafael, and who?

Also, I'm sat in a shisha lounge watching the football. Arabic commentary and no beer, been stuck in a traffic jam. Not fucking happy.

Ivanovic, Zabaleta and Dave. In no particular order.

They're hacking the crap out of poor little Willian... We'll have to do much more in the second half...

don't kick willian, kick costa ffs

@jaw in all seriousness I got the first two, but Dave...?

I wouldn't have been surprised to see Coleman make that list, but he doesn't seem to be playing.

@jaw Ah, I see. 'Cesar' is too difficult for Chelsea fans/players to manage. Good job you haven't signed any Georgians or Persians, or Papastathopoulos.