What's in your bag? / Everyday carry (EDC)

Srs bznss in this thread. I'm bored and strongly feel I should join in. Gather round:

The bag in question is a dirty and tatty timbuk2 messenger in orange and fetching pink purchased from the Kilburn branch of Cycle surgery in March 2008.

Main compartment:

• scrunched up rapha city rain jacket (in need of a wash and re-waterproof)
  
• 2 letters from British Gas (unopened) and 1 from BT (opened)
  
• 1 pair black suit socks (dirty)
  
• 1 pair black trainer socks (clean)
  
• 1 biro (blue, cap missing )
  
• Rayban Meteor sunglasses in case
  
• 1 battered A5 molskine notebook containging assorted song lyrics and setlists
  
• 1 pair Kiefer jammer swimming trunks (black)
  
• 1 tissue (unused)
  
• A £1 coin
  
  

Front zip Pocket:

• Nothing. F*ck, where are my keys? Oh wait it's okay they're on my desk
  
  

Front non zippy pocket:

• front and rear Knog Frogs (off my wife's bike)
  
• 3 blunt HB pencils of various ages. Two of them are possibly pre-decimal and have been chewed and sharpened down to half their original length
  
• 1 "Zebra" Retractable rollerball pen (blue)
  
  

Big inside pocket:

• 1 disposable cigarette lighter
  
• 1 black liquid roller pen
  
• small pile of receipts; Sainsbury's Forest Hill, The Queen's Head Bramfield, Post Office Westminster Bridge Road (for a package sent to Bolivia)
  
• 1 page torn out of a Moleskine notebook with the Lyrics to "Picture in a Frame" by Tom Waits hurredly scrawled on one side and two pub gig setlists on the other
  
• a 5p coin
  
  

Small Inside Pocket:

• My work Blackberry (battery dead as usual)
  
• 2 large orange pills of unknown provenance
  
• A set of 2 Dunlop brass fingerpicks and a Fender medium tortoiseshell thumbpick
  
• another disposable ciragette lighter
  
• A tube of Anusol
  
  

Phone pocket:
Nothing

Pen pockets:
Nothing

YOU ARE WELCOME!