Foffa Bikes

Also very short stem for a flat bar too.

Here are some things which happened yesterday evening:

I was walking from Hackney Wick (White Post Lane) up the Col de New Shiny Olympic Park.

A man was on his bike.

He got out of the saddle and his pedal sheared off in a loud bang, propelling his testicles towards his top tube.

His toes were still in his clip, attached to the now fully independent pedal.

His bike was a beautiful baby blue Foffa in what looked like good nick.

None of these facts are necessarily directly relevant to one another.

Same thing happened to me, about 3 or 4 years ago. The BB spindle had cracked. Then about 6 months after I was giving it some beans as the lights changed and I bent the (steel) drive-side crank.

impossible. that would never happen on a bespoke bike. are you sure it wan't one of those cheap chinese knock off foffas made from inferior imported parts and shonkily put together?

knoffas?

bespoke bike

the customer must have requested it to be made of cheese.

Italian cheese I guess,hope the riders Max Walls are Ok

The all new bespoke Foffa 'Vasectomy' range... Killing unborn babies since 2007.

Who's running the book on how long it'll take Dani to arrive and tell us his cranks are made in the same factory as Rotors or something?

Cranks are bespoke ffs. No factory all are one of a kind.

RIP Foffa wiki page. Your star burned bright but was snuffed out before its time.

#foreverinourhearts
#neverforget

Not sure it was cranks, more pedals which succumbed to the almighty torque required to breeze over the first of many new Tellytubby hills in Stratford's flagship BBQ hotspot.

And it seemed to me, you lived your life, like a Crankset in the Bin

Gonna make you a FOFFA you cant really use

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TliG1fhvaM

#rep

so dark so good

#rep

I laff, #rep

I should post mine, you guys would have a fucking fit...

is it totally bespoke?

Are you ready?

Holy crap... That doesn't look too bad!

Are you sure it's a foffa? ;)

Cheers lol. I bought it stock and decided to future proof it with higher quality parts so I can get another higher quality frame and swap it all over.

That thing must weigh atleast 9.2kg. otherwise it would be reasonable.

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8.9 the last time I weighed it I think. It's heavy but it gets me from A-B while I'm waiting for my Talbot.