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  • Get a chisel and shave half an inch off your perineum.

  • d:

    Unusually, that's supposed to be D: (with a capital d - if it'll let me do it there). The de-capitalisation makes it look like I rather enjoy the idea of shaving half an inch off my perineum. I can assure you this is not the case.

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