Football

It's been a while, Fest...

This is not ping-pong in the park...

Speaking of ping pong: I've just got my montage music sorted, sweatband being shipped from China....

Oh and:

You've looked lively though, it's not that disjointed.

In comparison to last year- it's light and day. I'd suggest some of it is over eagerness to impress but it's nigh on impossible for so many new faces to form relationships this early on especially upfront where I do think it's disjointed.

Concede a goal and the pressure is on the midfield and defence. A defending midfield featuring Coutinho and Gerrard = lights out.

I wanna see more simple interplay from the attackers; play yourself into form. Less killer pass.

Last year is last year... I don't think you've done a Spurs, but you do lack a real commanding CB or two and a top class back up for Sturridge.

Liverpool looking like they need some cutting edge, creativity and a bit of movement ... Its almost like they're missing someone....

Ref kit is wack.

Borini on. Barrel scraped.

Liverpool looking like they need some cutting edge, creativity and a bit of movement ... Its almost like they're missing someone....

Bale?

Ludo robbed there.

Thier sub has a fucking big kick on him...

£20... Final offer...

These Ludacris guys are pretty good. Shame they got mugged off by The Incredible Sulk.

Great ball. Well deserved.

Mignolelz

What was Mignolet doing. Moreover WTF is the Ludo keeper doing there.

Wtf.

Argh Borjan. Feel for the lad. That was shit.

Miglonet is an accident waiting to happen....

IS there an echo?

They need to put their lottery numbers in tonight.

£20... Final offer...

I think you've mis-placed your decimal point, sir.

ok, £2...

Was almost LIverp-lol

Deffo Arsene-lol

Fucking joke of a performance, 15 attacking midfielders, 6 defenders and zero decent CDM in the squad.

Can't wait to see CR7 and co against this Liverpool defence. I hope Dickie Bird is still alive.

Too early for wenger out?

Ref kit is wack.

This. Why the shitting fuck do refs EVER wear anything other than black?

Since whem did Jermaine Jenas turn into a football pundit? Has he even retired? At least he's a genuinely nice lad and hasn't played for Liverpool.