2014 Pro-cycling season thread

Ouch!

Amazing pictures!

This.

He's simply too fast for this road.

Great to see him up there (at the front I mean, not in the air).

Did someone DAS him?

Adam Blythe to Orica - Greenedge. Well deserved.

Excellent news.

Good news, especially after he was flicked by BMC at the end of last year (he was under contract for this year with them but they terminated the agreement too late for him to move to another team).

I had to look that word up, gonna be using that.

Another shot of that @taogeogheganhart incident. Hope he's OK?

As someone actually signed Tyler Farrar I'm counting on Cuddles to retire now so at least one of my 2015 wishes comes true.

Also hoping Ted King gets a ride.

Didnt know Mario Kart was in town.

Has anybody got a profile for the Worlds please? I know its a circuit and quite punchy but can remember where I saw a profile.

http://www.steephill.tv/road-cycling-world-championships/#summary

List of events on the right, down at the bottom

Thanks. Going to have a big punt on Gerrans.

dubtap As someone actually signed Tyler Farrar I'm counting on Cuddles
to retire now so at least one of my 2015 wishes comes true.

Also hoping Ted King gets a ride.

Cadel has confirmed that 2015 Tour Down Under will be his last big race - he's then going to be an ambassador for BMC, which means we might be hearing more of his crazy helium tones..

Had an interesting chat with Bernhard Eisel last night in which he mainly went on about how a career as a gay porn star would be better than being a pro rider.. Illuminating on many levels..

would?

Can we expect an expose soon?

Because of the presence of so many massive arseholes in the peloton or just his own natural inclinations? I'm sure if he wanted to he's not too young to give it a bash, so long as he has an adequately proportioned appendage I guess.

Captain Bernie's in his element with a colleague on his rear, sweating away, helping them to a spectacular finish.

#euph #filth #nsfw #stayclassylfgss

Semi naked, lubed bum, hard pointy thing up your crack, seems like it would be fun but it's actually degrading and really hard work, not paid well, constant risk of injury and disease, hair removal, bad haircuts...

seems like a solid comparison.

Spend ages working hard towards to the climax of the scene and then someone else gets to show off for the cameras.

timmah! Semi naked, lubed bum, hard pointy thing up your crack, seems
like it would be fun but it's actually degrading and really hard work,
not paid well, constant risk of injury and disease, hair removal, bad
haircuts...

seems like a solid comparison.

This was pretty much the basic outline of the comparison..

Wait we still talking about gay porn right?

Strong page. Do approve.