Football

England are leaving it very late to fuck up tonight.

Rooney's tried his best, but it's just not come off for him tonight, and despite his best efforts, they've won comfortably.

Shouldn't a young man like yourself be busy yentzing, not watching an England game?

Good win for England. Toughest game in qualifying won, and won well.

Lolz. Nice one, hairnet.

Very funny.

So, did Maicon fill up David Luiz's shampoo with his own special formula?

Richie?

Asa.

https://vine.co/v/OzOUX9pYtUq

such a nice pen

https://vine.co/v/Oz5ODvV1mj0

I'm fucking starving after preparing a such delicious dinner and I'm here waiting and wondering about when my lady will be back at home so than I can stop fucking reading this thing and finally start to eat.

Right. Back to proper football and heading into our tricky run of matches.

Can't believe I'm going to write this, but I feel cautiously optimistic about the Liverpool game. We've done well at Anfield recently and morale seems to be high with Keane driving training. Delph in great form, solid defence and good pace on the break with Gaby and Andi. Young Grealish looks like he's going to

God - hope i haven't mikec'd it now.

2 very different clip montages in this article
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-fc-international-watch-lazar-7746623
showing can in the german u21 team playing vs romania
and markovic playing vs france

i hope can starts after that performance albeit vs weakish opposition he looks class and has a lot in his locker, markovic on the other hand played pretty poorly against tough opposition lots of wayward passes

Is Vlaar available he's not a cert from what I can see...

We've 'slipped up' against you a fair whack... I'm nervous about the match, we should win but when does that make a difference

In other more amusing news

Hobo spurs
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29144491

please be mk dons

Arsène Wenger admits Arsenal wanted to sign Danny Welbeck on loan

http://gu.com/p/4xfav

How to motivate your new £16m striker. Can someone take Monsieur Wenger back to the care home please.

Sounds like MK Spurs is on (according to the Mail at least).

It'll be a shorter journey than usual for a large proportion of their fan base.

Spuds honestly deserve to be playing in Milton Keynes and MK deserves Spuds.

Wenger in some cryptic bullshit about Welbeck.

If I'd stayed at home he wouldn't be here now

Well then why did you fanny off to Rome on the final day of the transfer window, when we needed 3 players? #belm

Yawn.. Get some new material, princess. Everyone knows Chelsea are behind only Man U in the foreign fans stakes.

We've been really unlucky with the whole Archway saga. If we have to be at MK Dons for a year, so be it. I'd prefer that over Emirates, but obviously the Olympic stadium or Wembley would be better.

Echoes of the Arshavin affair all over again.

Someone (and I'm looking at you Mr Gazidis) needs to remind Wenger of his roles and responsibilities.

I still have a nasty feeling he'll score goals for you this season. He was decent against Switzerland, so unless Wenger completely freezes him out he might still come good. (Obviously, I hope he turns out to be a complete waste of time, but I'm biased..)

He'll get his chance, probably as a sub to replace Sanogo.