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  • Perhaps my most embarrassing and pathetic confession: While riding around the plentiful canal paths where I live, I refer to anyone in front of me as a (potential) burn victim and when I see one in the distance I say things to myself like 'target locked' before I sneak behind them ('approaching target' Star Wars style) and then I fucking burn them!

  • This reminds me of my mate who whenever he runs for a bus/train and misses it will raise his cuff to his mouth and say "I've lost him boss"

  • awesome. we used to do this as kids. run into a large busy shop, push a lot of stuff out of the way then stop suddenly, put a hand to your ear, and shout something like 'he's on the roof'!

    Oh to be 12 again.

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