• to the cock nugget on the stealth black fixed with deep section back wheel and helmet jauntily dangling from his backpack who decided to try out his 'FixieSkiddaz 4 Dummiez' manoueveres on York Road last night

    Don't.

    you're shit at them…

    your lame ass attempt to tailwhip on the inside of the car turning left and then having to correct it to go on the outside was piss poor and very nearly took me out.

    If I hadn't been wearing club kit your rear wheel would now be embossed with the pattern from the bottom of my size 11 Sidis

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