Can we start to construct some kind of Van Gaal Trojan Horse 2014 transfer window narrative?
Welbeck to 'accidentally' backheel own goal (á la Roboto's gif) in decisive game at the end of the season, miraculously handing United the 4th Place Trophy...
Cleverly's knee to spontaneously combust at the Villa Christmas party, mortally wounding Agbonlahor and ruining Weimann's hair?
Can we start to construct some kind of Van Gaal Trojan Horse 2014 transfer window narrative?
Welbeck to 'accidentally' backheel own goal (á la Roboto's gif) in decisive game at the end of the season, miraculously handing United the 4th Place Trophy...
Cleverly's knee to spontaneously combust at the Villa Christmas party, mortally wounding Agbonlahor and ruining Weimann's hair?