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  • Barney Ronay doing with Barney Ronay does as he tries to figure out where Danny Welbeck's career goes from here

    http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/sep/02/arsenal-danny-welbeck-manchester-united

    and it does contain this lovely little descriptive paragraph

    Take the best bits of Yaya Sanogo and Olivier Giroud – pace and agility; decent all-round finishing – slather them together with papier-mache and chicken wire and you might get something that looks a bit like a Danny Welbeck, a player who will run and finish at least some of the time, rather than doing only one of these all of the time. A team of princely little conductors finally has somebody more obviously qualified to clash the cymbals at the end of its orchestral embroidering. And all this for just £16m: half an Andy Carroll; one and a half Ross McCormacks; a Balotelli.

  • Take the best bits of Yaya Sanogo and Olivier Giroud – pace and agility; decent all-round finishing – slather them together with papier-mache and chicken wire and you might get something that looks a bit like a Danny Welbeck, a player who will run and finish at least some of the time, rather than doing only one of these all of the time. A team of princely little conductors finally has somebody more obviously qualified to clash the cymbals at the end of its orchestral embroidering. And all this for just £16m: half an Andy Carroll; one and a half Ross McCormacks; a Balotelli.

    Strip out the flowery bollocks and purple prose and I think that's pretty much what @lemonade and I said 2 pages back.

    What's a Grauniad subscription cost these days and how easy is it to get a refund?

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