Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

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  • be careful passing your dogs on the left hand side

  • Me. I rode home like an utter wanker today. Sorry folks.

  • The guy on his shitty hybrid who decided to jump every set of lights from trafalgar square to the top of brixton hill but in a super special way so he jumped the lights and then stopped in the junction. The first time I kinda cringed thinking maybe he didn't brake intime but after the 5th time it was clearly where he was deciding to stop. The one by the music shop in kennington was extra special as he stopped so far into the junction he couldn't even see the lights so had to wait until I pulled away and passed him as his signal the lights changed. Oh and when the traffic got a bit thicker by brixton police station he just hopped onto the pavement and went across the bus stops full of people...

  • Kill him

  • he stopped so far into the junction he couldn't even see the lights so had to wait until I pulled away and passed him as his signal the lights changed.

    This boils my gears.

  • ugh, me too. I had an incident a while back on Green Lanes with someone doing this, then they realised and pulled away as I was passing, but pulled away like a twat all sideways and taking their time. Then we cycled and argued riding together through Clissold Park of who's fault it was. Then we stopped arguing but carried on cycling together as we were both knackered and either one couldn't go faster... all before 9am.
    If you can't see the lights, move back you div.

  • Myself

    Skidded across the street to meet a mate, checked but didn't clock standing police officer

    Note to self= don't be a prat.

  • So the time has finally come where I have to check over my shoulder when I stop at red incase some fucking titwank smashes into the back of me.

    #iwillshashyourtiresnextime

  • Shash? Nextime?

    #smileyfaceemoji

  • I actually had two RLJers squeeze past me waiting on Hackney Road this morning. One on each shoulder with only millimetres to spare. Had to Lol when the belm on the right had to slam his brake on and nearly go arse over tit when the fanny flap on the left swerved to avoid crossing traffic that had right of way.

  • incase some fucking titwank smashes into the back of me.

    You are Andy Grey and I claim my 5 pounds.

  • Calling myself out.

    Jamaica Road this morning, guy on a (brakeless?) blue frame with black backpack slowed for a bus to pull out. Distracted by a motorbike who'd been looking to undertake me for the last few minutes, I shoulder checked and when I looked back I'd crossed your rear wheel and nearly brought us both down.

    My apologies and I hope the rest of your ride was incident free.

  • Needs reporting for abandoning his bike and leaving the scene.

  • What a donut.

  • did he just squeeze into a non existent gap then get stuck?

  • is the taxi in the cycle lane?

  • to the cock nugget on the stealth black fixed with deep section back wheel and helmet jauntily dangling from his backpack who decided to try out his 'FixieSkiddaz 4 Dummiez' manoueveres on York Road last night

    Don't.

    you're shit at them…

    your lame ass attempt to tailwhip on the inside of the car turning left and then having to correct it to go on the outside was piss poor and very nearly took me out.

    If I hadn't been wearing club kit your rear wheel would now be embossed with the pattern from the bottom of my size 11 Sidis

  • Rookie error

    Wear the kit from another club - my lfgss club jersey will have someone else's name on it.

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Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

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