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  • Jalopy, now known as "The Hound of the Bastardvilles", managed to open our freezer door, pull open the frozen drawer (which Lizzie can't seem to do) and eat:
    5 x frozen sausages
    1lb mince
    1x Beef and red wine pie, as far as I can make out.

    and sits there wagging his tail when I get in...

  • You think you're annoyed now, but wait till 4.30 in the morning when he wakes you up to go outside and squit that lot all over your garden.

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