What would your peloton nickname be...?

Posted on Tue 19th, August 2014

• #1

user16171

We've got Spartacus, The Manx Missile, Cuddles, The Professor etc...

The wife has dubbed me the LambLeg because when she comes to watch me ride she finds it easy to pick me out by my pasty white and often fury legs.

What would your peloton nickname be...?
• #2

skunkworks

Retardo.
• #3

deleted

The unofficial title* for the winner of the Rollapaluza Christmas hill climb is the Chicken of Pond Square.

By unofficial title, I mean I made it up and no-one knows about it.
• #4

dicki

Monsieur L . Rouge

MLR
• #5

mashton

The Cunt.
• #6

user16171

I think El Cuntador might have something to say about that.

you'd have to have some kind of cunt off to win rights to it.
• #7

dicki

wheezy
• #8

mashton

Which he would win.

Oh dear.
• #9

Kompute

Tin Tin, Pippy Longstockings, Or Der Kaiser. More likely one of the first two.
• #10

hippy

windbreak
d10
lardarse
speedwombat
ug

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