Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

i think she likes you...

Can you not just ride further out (and so not have to slow down)?

If I could I would, it's the fact she parks in front of you and by the time I try and move someone else has moved up beside me.

Going to start leaving early, changing my route.

Rub your nipples while maintaining a seductive gaze in her direction. She will either cycle much nearer if she likes you or cycle far away from you if she doesn't.

put a stick in her spokes

yeah. try and kill her - that'll learn her.

Sounds like you need to practice riding faster.

Everyone knows that someone riding into your rear wheel is the equivalent of a primary school playground punch. She just doesn't know how to express all the feels.

Got stuck behind this rider this morning at Parliament Sq and then again at the lights on Whitehall/Trafalgar Sq. Super dangerous swerving off of at the lights, nearly pushed me and a moped into the side of a van. No lifesaver glances + headphones = dickhead.

If you're looking down whilst attempting to clip-in amidst heavy traffic you need a new fucking pedal system...

Saw 3, yes bloody 3, idiots riding around town late last night all in dark clothing and hoodies. No lights and not reflectors. One special little soldier was riding into oncoming traffic while another rode straight across the main rode between two side streets causing cars to slam the anchors one.
These exemplary models of natural selection where not all together either but scattered about by a few miles. Honestly if they survive through the winter i will be shocked, and at this point i'd normally blame parents for failing to supervise the little blighters but i figure by the time you reach mid twenties you should be responsible for your own survival.

Can anyone that does SUDs chime in with your view points?

Or, you'll have it sussed in about half an hour and be glad you weren't singled out by too many people who forgot it's a bit tricky when you first go clipless.

yeah. try and kill her - that'll learn her

Celebrity tie wearer Jon Snow, indulging in a casual RLJ on Pratt Street this morning.

Celebrity tie wearer Jon Snow, indulging in a casual RLJ on Pratt Street this morning.

Still a shit figurehead for the CTC then.

why? does jon snow or the CTC represent you? or anyone for that matter?

Jon Snow is the President of the CTC though...

i know. so what?

tho if you're a member i suggest you tell him to get his shit together.

Come on.

why should anyone give a rats dick if jon snow cycles one handed while wiping his arse with a copy of the king james bible?

They didn't teach that technique in my cycle training.

why should anyone give a rats dick if jon snow cycles one handed while wiping his arse with a copy of the king james bible?

I don't, but I do have a problem with him being seen RLJ-ing whilst he's president of the CTC.

I know you don't give any credence to the notion of collective responsibility, and you're welcome to your opinion. But I do (when it comes to cyclists RLJing).

jon snow there, giving news readers a bad name.

call him out for riding like a cunt, because he fucking is, and has form for doing so if other recent reports are anything to go by. i'm pretty sure you can still do that without invoking the CR klaxon.