Hip Hop Skid Bikes / Hipster Sleds / HHSB

these are pulled from prefferedmode in New York streets

1. dad wanted me to become a pro tennis player but I am now a fulltime hipster
   
   
2. "Where's the nearest coffee house, bruv?"
   
   
3. stoned, all the time
   
   
4. my bike is the talk of the town, my hair is not