My then 5 yo son and me was visiting my brother in law and his 5 yo, and the kids where playing around in his room with some random instruments and an iPod. An hour later the come back dressed up as a king and a knight and start playing Breaking the Law on kazoo and xylophone...
L&W and I were drawing with our son B this morning.
L&W: "Let's draw a sun. What colour is the sun?"
B: "Black!"
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