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What you need:

1. A face mask and gloves
   
2. Two bottles (50 ml up to 500 ml glass or plastic bottles) with caps
   
3. Clean water (mineral or tap water)
   4. An Ebola sample: some spit or other disease product, such as blood, from a person infected with Ebola, or who is suspected sick with it. Any small quantity will do, even a pinhead.
   
4. An alcoholic liquid, such as whisky, brandy, rum, etc.
   
5. Half an hour of your time.
   
   

Procedure:

1. Fill the bottle with water, leaving about 20% space at the top.
   2. Place the Ebola sample in the water in the bottle.
   
2. Close the top of the bottle with the cap.
   
3. Hold the bottle and strike it hard against a solid surface, such as a large book, 40 times.
   
4. Pour out the contents of the bottle.
   
5. Refill the bottle with water (the fluid remaining on the inside surface of the bottle will serve as the next Ebola sample).
   
6. Repeat steps 3 to 6 a total of 30 times.
   
   

For prevention:
1. Place a teaspoonful of your Ebola remedy from the stock bottle into a cup filled with water.

1. Stir the water five times with a disposable spoon or stick.
   3. Take a sip from the cup.
   
2. During the epidemic, take a sip once or twice a day, stirring five times before taking the sip.
   
3. Refill the cup as needed after striking the stock bottle against a hard surface five times.
   
   

er, right then. I'll be doing that