Polo Chants [UK Ultras]

Finnnnn... Fin Will tear you apartttt... Again...
Finnnnn... Fin Will tear you apartttt... Again...

To the tune of Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart

Say ooohhh ahhhhh Peregrine, Say oooohhhh aaahhhh Peregrine.
Say ooohhh ahhhhh Peregrine, Say oooohhhh aaahhhh Peregrine...

Or

Say ooohhh ahhhhh Mondial, Say oooohhhh aaahhhh Mondial...
Say ooohhh ahhhhh Mondial, Say oooohhhh aaahhhh Mondial...

Whoever gives me a fiver gets it ;)

Those are a little bit too football.

i.e. "Insert name of team or player here"

Is the point not to have football like chants?

Yes, but not ones which are obviously derivative.

You don't want them to just be chanted back at you with the name swapped.

Cam rules everything around me
CREAM!
Hella, hella shot y'all

Hey Emyr, talk is cheap, why not you try to come up with some shit eh instead of slagging off those who tried? ;)

Sorry Mr 47285 I did, but as I'd been drinking some of the "don't pass it to Rob" green spirits, I can't remember them.

I think someone passed it to me.

He can't pass the ball,
So pass him a beer,
He's over the limit,
That shot's nowhere near.

(Alt last line: The ball's over here)
To the same tune as those "He scores from the left"

WHO AAAARE YA?

Better, anonymous heckler?

She plays down the left.......

Cam-eron Stan-iland
He's big and he pushes a pram
It's probably second hand
Cameron Stan-iland

(Que sera, sera)

fu fu had a great 2nd verse for Antiono's song, but I can't remember it now! Something about getting his 5 a day

Man, I was so loose that day. Good times. We should get group photos after every downs session.

Ooooooooh Emmet Waaaaaaard.
Oooh! Ahhh!
I wanna kno-000w, will you score a goal.

Let's get this thread trending!

Lefty bullshit, lefty bullshit.
That side you play on, that side you play on drives me wild!

(Happy Mondays - Hallelujah)

This was City's song for Demichelis last season, sounds better with a manc accent and some bez dancing!

'Demichelis, Demichelis! That ponytail! That ponytail drives me wild'

You'll never get one in
You just can't get one in
Can't get one in
You can try tapping it
You can try whacking it
Are you getting bored of it?
You can't geeet ooone iiin.

To the tune of "God Save the Queen".

Interference
You were screening
then you checked him, off the ball [he's off the baaall...]
Screener checking, off the ball

To the tune of "Cwm Rhondda" (a.k.a Men of Harlech, a.k.a Bread of Heaven)

Antoooonioo Antoooonioo
He hits his apple bong,
He gets his shots all wrong.
Antoooooniooo Antooonioooo
He gets his five a day,
Now he's too high to play
etc etc

#lulz

Antoooonio, Antoooonio.
Through fruit he does inhale,
Until his shots all fail.
Antoooooonio, Antoooooonio
He likes a polo trick,
After smoking chronic.
Antooooonio, Antooooonio,
He'll toke on a fatty,
Then score a goal or three.
Antooonio, Antooooonio,
He'll fill up a bowl,
Then not get near the goal.

Antoooonioo Antoooonioo
He hits his apple bong,
He gets his shots all wrong.
Antoooooniooo Antooonioooo
He gets his five a day,
Now he's too high to play
etc etc

Strong game...

hahhahahahahhaa love it joe ,rob thats a long chant