Football

'Everton fan manages to get 10 player's names on the back of his shirt'

http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/03/everton-fan-conjures-ingenious-way-to-get-ten-favourite-players-names-on-new-shirt-4819940/

Glad he remembered Pjags. He is my favourite Everton player too...

How will he find room for the loan players?

Are they just the names that'll be in the treatment room by September?

Moyes has left and as if by miracle their injury problems have disappeared as well.

How did the Arse get on at their own tournament this year?

"The Atmosphere Cup" - because there's no atmosphere like the one at the Effeminates...

I believe they lost it. Liverpool winning the pre season at the moment. Biggest club game in the world for the final

'Everton fan manages to get 10 player's names on the back of his shirt'

http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/03/everton-fan-conjures-ingenious-way-to-get-ten-favourite-players-names-on-new-shirt-4819940/

Glad he remembered Pjags. He is my favourite Everton player too...

What about Besik??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lKjcdQZqHo

from what i've read arse did better in their last game than chelsea
getting excited for the big final tonight, heading out to waitrose shortly to pick up some liverpool themed ale and some hotdogs

go 'murica

I believe they lost it. Liverpool winning the pre season at the moment. Biggest club game in the world for the final

Stop sniffing glue.

Have Liverpool kicked their shopping addiction yet? It all feels a bit 2011 of you ask me.

Emre Can looking very good in pre season.

The amount of panty moistening from Liverpool fans over Emre Can in the past 24 hours is hilarious.

Is he the new Suarez?

the new stevie g more like

The amount of panty moistening from Liverpool fans over Emre Can in the past 24 hours is hilarious.

Similar amount to that given over Ozil last season. Soon died down by Christmas though

Stop sniffing glue.

Have Liverpool kicked their shopping addiction yet? It all feels a bit 2011 of you ask me.

My God whatever next?

I hear Newcastle want to sign Lascelles and Darlow. Why would Forest need to sell these players if they're looking at winning the Prem in the next few years after their incredible £500m stadium sponsorship deal?

Prole, what's going on?

Moyes has left and as if by miracle their injury problems have disappeared as well.

Compare and contrast how Van Gaal is managing Van Persie's return after WC vs. what Moyes did to to him last season on their tour.

I'm really not sure I want this season to start.

We've managed to lose to Chesterfield 3-1 and Groningen 4-1 in pre-season, so it doesn't seem like Senderos is the answer to shore up the defence. Jet lag probably didn't help those results mind.

Senderos, YJC and Richardson in. That's it.
Still up for sale, no CEO, no cash to spend and a team that just avoided the drop the last three seasons.

And the worst fixture list possible through to October.

Ugh.

And Roy Keane

...and we're back to the future.

that went pretty seamless...

Were is Ramaye?

so how do we do tags?

#margaretthatcherspenis

Oh look - that was a surprise.