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Forgive me if this is stupid, but couldn't he do it via Guinness world records, bypass the UCI, then kick up a storm when he beats it (if he does beat it) as the Guinness attempt would be valid? Not fair UCI blocking people from what they want to do, but then again if some mega doper had been smashing the growth for the last 10 years then doped up on a load of EPO before the event, it wouldn't be "fair" either. Where's the medium?

"Norris, you lay off the 100 metres sprint, and you have my word the Indoor Paper Aeroplane throw and plate spin will stay out of the Olympics..."