Epic fail

A guy at work had a friend who told him he could get him A LOT of near sell by date pop corn for free. Part of some weird promotional thing.

The guy said, "sure, send me as much as you need to get rid of". His mate said "It's probably about 70, is that ok?" The guy said "aye, just get it delivered to our goods entrance" thinking it was 70 crisp packet sized bags of popcorn that he could hand out at work.

This is what arrived today;

Queue the panic and mass hysteria you get whenever an office full of locusts hear there is free shit going. No matter what it is, if it's free, they want it. And if they don't get some of the free shit, they feel hard done by. Some people were walking out with 6 boxes.

Cue a pile of about 8 blue Metcalfe's topcorn boxes arriving in our office. Expiry date Aug 2014. Coincidence? I think not.