The Great British Weather

Was a mini monsoon in Shepherds Bush briefly. Done now.

Blue skies in KingsX now! Muggy as hell.

Fierljeppen - Canal vaulting in Holland - YouTube

Our garden after that last storm;

Doom again....

It's raining sideways!

Its Raining Sideways - YouTube

I wondered what the fuck was going on... my fucking rain radar thingie is still set to Stafford where it looks bone dry.

Is that an uprooted tree, Andy?

Nope, branch that has come down from one of the trees behind our house. These trees are on an embankment with the TramLink and National Rail lines on.

Wedding yesterday. One of the bridesmaids fainted in church and I was so hot at dinner I couldn't finish a burger or eat cheesecake. This is unprecedented.
Summer >>>>>>>>>

Your reasoning is lacking. You would have been well if it had not been a wedding but a funeral.

If it were a funeral he wouldn't have been troubled by the cheesecake, nobody serves cheesecake at a funeral.

burger at a wedding?

unheard of.

End times.

'For our honeymoon, light of my life, we'll be spending a fortnight in the bathroom. Get your fucking hands off my McNuggets'.

#snobs

You can tell it's the happiest day of her life, can't you?

the day she always dreamed of
she's been planning that since she was 6

although the travelling sales rep who got the window seat is buggering things up a bit and spoiling the shots

If it were a funeral he wouldn't have been troubled by the cheesecake, nobody serves cheesecake at a funeral.

Tarte Semolina you are right.

Griesskuchen.

zombie apocalypse, allegedly, in brighton

ruislip underwater
what the hell happened, it's been beautiful in stratford all morning

actually it's always beautiful in stratford come to think of it

#wheregodwouldlive#