• Apologies for the bedwetting. I have no excuse

    And from the future diabetics thread...

    Commonwealth games opening ceremony featured many giant Tunnocks Teacakes

    So that's why you missed WNKR? So you could watch giant Tunnock's Teacakes dance around a field in Glasgow? At least have the decency to go to IKEA.

    Actually I find IKEA such a bizarre and disorientating experience that a troupe of Scottish biscuit based confectionery waltzing around Celtic Park would be positively soothing to one's sanity in comparison.

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