Wednesday Night Klub Run (WNKR 2014) - a bit like TNRC but not on a Tuesday

Sorry Sue but I'm also out. To cut a long story short, I had to get the bus home last night and later I will be retracing my steps to work out where I locked my bike. It's somewhere in Canary Wharf, just not sure where.

Are you going to cut the short story long? I assume our idle speculation is pretty much on the money; got pissed, lost bike. We just want to hear the bit about the city boys plying you with champagne and cocaine as they took you to see every stripper within stumbling distance from the DLR.