What's it like to live in Brixton / Brixton Borders

Dulwich park has an inner ring road, not too far from HH

Good luck dodging the herds of posh dogs, kids on pedal karts and roller bladers. A substitute velodrome it is not.

I guarantee you now that my next crash will involve Dulwich Park, a dopey weimeraner charging out of the bushes after a tennis ball launched by the wife of managing director out for her morning walkies with Fenton, the girls from the bridge club and their gaggle of demented dachshunds and highland terriers.

I practically tip-toe though there every morning with my fingers hovering over the brakes nervously scanning the shrubbery for dim-witted over-excited labradors charging across the path with their scattered attention directed anywhere but where they're going.