pro cycling reportage at it's most dubious

I've heard tell a lufguss forumenger has been producing a wondrous and accurate accounting of happenings in the pro peleton and beyond, and as it's been well received so far thought it perhaps acceptable to start a thread here for feedback and general ribaldry instead of annoying Will in the TdF thread whenever it's updated.

It's apparently a temporary project but may be extended depending on demand, and there are rumours of a particularly fetching team kit that may or may not be being developed in a secret Latvian bunker with the assistance of some well trained Macaws and a lot of psychedelics.

so, www.plaquesuperieure.cc there you go, amusez-vous.

Tres bon. Been really enjoying the peloton 'insights'

The Horner exclusive is the one that might end up being a Pulitzer candidate imhop. Such investigative. Much insight. Very grammar.

Ace! Who's writing it?

Name names!

The senior reporter is one Ocelot Gruber, sources tell me.

Jeaneyus

funny you should mention jeans...

many quotes from jimmy les doigts and dr schick the enzymologist ?

Did somebody mention goats?

Goats!

I'm going to start playing forumenger bingo as well

Weird about jeans indeed.....love the goats interview, they were proper racing over that stuff and must've been 70-80% slopes - doping thread >>>>>>>>>>>

My Gran fucked a unicorn.

This does help explain his low cadence, out-of-the-saddle hoofing.

New Movistar Team Blimp Revealed: a www.plaquesuperieure.cc exclusive!

pulitzer winning stuff

" In a certain respect, there is a quiet genius at work here in eliminating the potential risk of either staining your pristine white saddle with your newly purchased jeans, or conversely, ending up with a big dirty embarrassing stain right over your garry because you’ve been channeling hot sweat down your crevice whilst mincing through untold numbers of red lights in your posh new skinny jeans and on your rhad new fixxy bike after gurning your face off all night on fair trade MDMA at an East London semi-ironic Enya Remix Festival and have been slowly sponging the dye out of the leather saddle with your salty, sweaty anus "

Fuglsang's Tour in Doubt: Ocelot Gruber reports

Peter Sagan update post

Ah. Amazing how many really bad typos you can miss. Such disappoint. Much annoy.

Was quite fan of the Movistar blimp post-did have fun potatochopping valverde's hair out and then some chumps on Tumblr have also been asking if the ASO bar-tab blacklist is real. Very lol.

Fuglsang's eyebrows freak me the fuck out

rest day updates done #swag #yolo #etc

is there any kind of order or logic to the archive page ?
or do you just have to remember which articles you have already read ?

oh I don't know. I'm not very good with web things, I though it would be chronological.

Maybe I should just have it on that strangely annoying infinite scroll tumblr does.?

My inner voice shifts to that of Kent Brockman whilst reading this. Is that normal?

I don't know-you'd need to compare with your fellow forumengers. I may have been unduly influenced by the daily mash in a lot of respects and i suppose I'd be happy if I managed to capture half of their satirical effect.

It's a compliment. The standout to me, so far, is the conflating of Valverde's climbing performance with that of a dirigible. Megalolz at that.

some undercover journo should have a look at the background of the Orica-GreenEDGE team coach driver
talk on the slopes of the porte de bales today is he faked his driving license and only has his primary school cycling proficiency badge
he seems to have crashed the bus again today

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