Football

in the whose winning the kit stakes

Tottenham's new one is out..

home

as modelled by a roaring adebayor, obviously before he was struck down with malaria (nice beard though)

away

as modeled by a predictably moody Paulinho

full story here
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/tottenham-hotspur/10975515/Tottenham-Hotspur-release-new-kits-for-2014-15-season.html

Got to say I'm feeling the away kit.

I wouldn't use either of those to worm the cat.

Vile.