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@dicki
pulitzer winning stuff
" In a certain respect, there is a quiet genius at work here in eliminating the potential risk of either staining your pristine white saddle with your newly purchased jeans, or conversely, ending up with a big dirty embarrassing stain right over your garry because you’ve been channeling hot sweat down your crevice whilst mincing through untold numbers of red lights in your posh new skinny jeans and on your rhad new fixxy bike after gurning your face off all night on fair trade MDMA at an East London semi-ironic Enya Remix Festival and have been slowly sponging the dye out of the leather saddle with your salty, sweaty anus "