Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Pro tip 2: Make sure you take the cardamom pod out before serving the rice to any guests, those things can be quite a surprise if you bite into one when you're not expecting it.

I quite like about a teaspoon per person of fennel seeds in with the rice.

+million, nearly fucks the whole meal for me when this happens

if you struggle with rice then get on it.

Who the fuck struggles with rice? That's like struggling to fry an egg.

Who the fuck struggles with rice? That's like struggling to fry an egg.

How the fuck do you fry an egg? I have never managed it

Most people seem to eat take aways and ready meals... So quite a few, I reckon...

How the fuck do you fry an egg?

Over easy, in bacon fat.

How the fuck do you fry an egg? I have never managed it

Lower temperature.

What he said. Plus fresh eggs - old ones spread themselves pathetically all over the pan like diarrhea on keks. Fresh ones coagulate immediately. Use a mixture of fats - light oil and butter. Plenty of both too, otherwise they stick. Fry bloody gently.

Shake the pan soon after you've carefully placed an egg in - if you've used enough fat it won't have stuck at all, but will release if so when shaken. Remove from the heat after no more than 45 seconds and baste the yolk with the fat a few times, remove and drain the egg on kitchen towel before seasoning well. Back when Gordon Ramsay wasn't a laughing stock his test to employ a chef of any level was to watch them fry an egg.

How the fuck do you fry an egg?

Pancake pan

^^ ^^^
Hung like a whale kept on swimming with it's mouth open and eating tons of stuff by filtering tons of water. Lucky the whale that doesn't suffer of mandibular disorder, it must be the fish oil.

Hello Macom, you know there's an easier way to get back into LFGSS by apologising, right?

bloody gently

So the albumen is 'buttery' at the palate.

Although that woman off hotel inspector said she dint mind it being crispy on the bottom so now i just dont know who to believe.
I might give eggs up apart from egg mcmuffins of course.

I much prefer a crispy egg, greasy spoon style. Insipid, gently fried nonsense can do one.

Crispy edges, runny yolk. We're making breakfast here, not fucking custard.

I only avoid crispy bottoms as it leads to burst yolks more often - ain't nobody got time for that

My favourite way at the minute is in a non-stick pan with a little butter, nice and gentle, flip it over. Pop that badboy in a bacon sandwich (brown multiseed, toasted) with ketchup and black pepper, now we're cooking!

Mods - Can you merge this thread with the food thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkFGPd_-l-o&feature=youtu.be

ACTUAL LOL!
Joaquin Phoenix's Forehead (Rotated) - YouTube

Rice based sort-of meme
http://www.memecenter.com/fun/110582/As-The-Rice-Grows

farting dog

Mods - Can you merge this thread with the food thread?

..I think it would be a good idea to merge all the things, so in the and we'll just have

• bicycle thread
  
• misc. / meme thread
  
• cat thread
  

But then where would we post memes about cats on bicycles ?

glossy photos of cats on bikes?

in!